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Fat Ass

95
commonStandard
Market Price£0.1330d —

Price data for this card starts 14 Sept 2026

Daily prices in GBP
DateMarketCardmarketCardmarket Foil
14 Sept 2026N/A£0.13£3.03
15 Sept 2026N/A£0.13£3.02
16 Sept 2026N/A£0.13£3.02
17 Sept 2026N/A£0.14£3.03
18 Sept 2026£0.14£0.14£3.03
19 Sept 2026N/A£0.14£3.03
20 Sept 2026N/A£0.14£3.03
21 Sept 2026£0.14£0.14£3.03
22 Sept 2026£0.12£0.12£3.03
23 Sept 2026£0.12£0.12£3.03
24 Sept 2026£0.13£0.13£3.03
25 Sept 2026£0.13£0.13£3.04
26 Sept 2026£0.13£0.13£3.04

Card Details

Creature — Donkey Shaman

Mana cost
four generic manaone green mana
Mana value
5
Power
2
Toughness
3.5

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

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More Info

Fat Ass is a common green creature from Magic: The Gathering's Unhinged set (2004). A 2/3.5 Donkey Shaman that gains +2/+2 and trample while you're eating.

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Card updated 26 Sept 2026. Prices may differ from individual listings.