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Assquatch

71
rareStandard
Market Price£0.7530d —

Price data for this card starts 14 Sept 2026

Daily prices in GBP
DateMarketCardmarketCardmarket Foil
14 Sept 2026N/A£0.71£12.40
15 Sept 2026N/A£0.71£12.37
16 Sept 2026N/A£0.71£12.37
17 Sept 2026N/A£0.75£12.39
18 Sept 2026£0.75£0.75£12.40
19 Sept 2026N/A£0.75£12.41
20 Sept 2026N/A£0.75£12.41
21 Sept 2026£0.75£0.75£12.41
22 Sept 2026£0.75£0.75£12.40
23 Sept 2026£0.75£0.75£12.40
24 Sept 2026£0.75£0.75£12.42
25 Sept 2026£0.75£0.75£12.42
26 Sept 2026£0.75£0.75£12.43

Card Details

Creature — Donkey

Mana cost
four generic manaone red mana
Mana value
5
Power
3.5
Toughness
3.5

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?

More Info

Assquatch is a rare red Creature from Magic: The Gathering's Unhinged set (2004). It boosts other Donkeys and lets you steal creatures when Donkeys enter the battlefield.

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