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Deranged Assistant

52
commonStandard
Market Price£0.1130d —

Price data for this card starts 14 Sept 2026

Daily prices in GBP
DateMarketCardmarketCardmarket Foil
14 Sept 2026N/A£0.07£0.40
15 Sept 2026N/A£0.08£0.40
16 Sept 2026N/A£0.09£0.40
17 Sept 2026N/A£0.09£0.40
18 Sept 2026£0.10£0.10£0.37
19 Sept 2026N/A£0.12£0.34
20 Sept 2026N/A£0.12£0.34
21 Sept 2026£0.12£0.12£0.34
22 Sept 2026£0.11£0.11£0.34
23 Sept 2026£0.11£0.11£0.34
24 Sept 2026£0.11£0.11£0.34
25 Sept 2026£0.11£0.11£0.34
26 Sept 2026£0.11£0.11£0.34

Card Details

Creature — Human Wizard

Mana cost
one generic manaone blue mana
Mana value
2
Power
1
Toughness
1

tap this permanent, Mill a card: Add one colorless mana. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."

More Info

Deranged Assistant is a common blue creature from Magic: The Gathering's Innistrad (2011). Tap and mill a card to add colourless mana.

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Card updated 26 Sept 2026. Prices may differ from individual listings.